Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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