she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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