omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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