Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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