well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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