My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
