If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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