My room smells like vodka and shame
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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