am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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