So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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