I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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