i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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