Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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