So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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