that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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