Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
