love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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