I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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