Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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