if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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