Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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