3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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