"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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