Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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