She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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