we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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