Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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