Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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