I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
false alarm, still single
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