Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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