Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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