He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
