That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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