Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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