honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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