Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
