My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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