his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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