Your tits are I can't wait for
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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