i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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