you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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