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say what?
wanna hang out?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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