im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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