so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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