Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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