you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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