I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
