Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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