Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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