But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm passing your future prison.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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