Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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