but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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