would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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