forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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