just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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