these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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