Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi