can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.