What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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