i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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